Wednesday, 21 December 2011

Christmas Eve according to Max...


The Mall was crowded,...very crowded. Max and Daisy were so excited by the Christmas decorations
 I thought they might burst!

"It's Christmas!" says Max.

"Is chwigmaz!" says Daisy.

"Not yet," I say hoping they would listen.


They don't.

"We need to get home daddy before Father Christmas comes!" says Max

"Well Max, it's not Christmas yet so Santa's not coming tonight," I say.

"Why don't you tell Daisy about what happens on Christmas eve?" I say ready to hear about the reindeers, presents and the fireplace with milk and cookies.

"Daisy, Father Christmas lives in a gingerbread house in Laughland," says Max.


"You mean Lapland Max," I say.

"No La...ugh...land! Laughland" says a very certain Max.

"And on Christmas eve he wakes up and puts on his suit...a red suit like daddy's!," says Max



For the record, I don't own a red suit.

Elves and reindeer and faires live there too," says Max.



"and when Father Christmas went down stairs in the morning, he found the elves in the sitting room."

"Did you know Daisy, the elves are very naughty," says a serious Max.

"Yah!" says Daisy.

"Naughty?" I say.

"Yes. They throw and break things in Father Christmas' house!" says Max.


"Really?" I say. "What did Father Christmas do?"

Max then said in his deepest voice "Don't break my things elves! Fairies, take them to the dungeon!".





"Oh dear," I say wondering why Father Christmas would have a dungeon."

"He didn't make them clean it up first?"

"No daddy. The reindeers cleaned it up and then they put the toys, pumpkin..."


"and horse into the sleigh."




"Then Father Christmas flew over some houses and dropped presents down the chimneys for children...Boom!" says Max making bomb noises.

"Boo!" says Daisy



"He didn't go inside?" I say wondering what will come next.

"No because he had to go to his most favourite places!" says Max. "The zoo..."


"and dinosaur park!"

"Um, wouldn't the dinosaurs eat Father Christmas?" I say.

"Yes....


"Um no, because Father Christmas would call his fairies to take the dinosaurs away to the dungon,"says Max.



"Then Father Christmas goes home with the animals and dinosaurs."

 "Then they have a big party with lots of cake and wine!"


"Isn't that just great Daisy?"

"Yahhhhh!" says Daisy


We may have peaked too early....


Wednesday, 14 December 2011

Surprise in the grass



So we're sitting at the table eating lunch when Max had something to say.

"Did you know that they're this small," says Max with a hand gesture showing something incredibly tiny.



"They're so small you can't even see them."

I'm intrigued.

"What is?" I ask.


"They're just so so small and tiny daddy...and they're in the grass," whispers Max.

"Well what is it?" I ask.

Max looks around like he shouldn't be saying this.

"Christmas monkeys," says Max.


"Um...right?" I say slightly puzzled.

"What are they doing there?"

"They're watching and whispering," says Max in a hushed voice.


" Well what are they saying?"

"I can't tell you," says Max

"But they're in the grass and waiting."


"For what?" I say.

"It's a secret and surprise...shhhh," says Max putting his finger to his lips.

"Moonkays!"cries Daisy as she drops her fork.


I think I'll stay inside today...

Thursday, 8 December 2011

Time travelling snakes...

This was made for Vic and as it went public, I thought I'd share it....

So Max and I were watching his godmother's band play on a TV show. The signer was then asked a question "how did you come up with the name Cobra Starship?".

His response was something about a time travelling cobra asking him to name the band in honour of him.

 I found it funny, Max thought it was the best thing ever.










That got me thinking about how that event would of gone down...

"Now what's a good band name?" thought Gabe.

"Viper Rocket? Python Blimp?"


































"Stop Gabe!" said the talking snake.


"You know my name?"asked Gabe."Who are you?"

"Isn't it obvious? said the snake. "I'm a time travelling cobra from the future and I'm here to give you a band name."


"Really?" replied Gabe. " Because I kinda liked Python Blimp..."



"Yeah...I'm going to say no but nod my head anyway," said the snake.

"You must name the band in honour of my visit. Now go and tell your band."


"But..." said Gabe.

"Run dude!" cried the snake.



"Guys you'll never guessed what happend?" cried Gabe.

"What?" asked Vicky T.

"A giant time travelling cobra came down on a starship and told me to name the band after him!"said  Gabe.


"Riiiiight dude..."said Vicky T. "What's the name?"

"Well I kinda liked Python Blimp..."said Gabe


"Yeah the snake gave me that look too."

"Well how about..."











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